pull an archie Tee
This is a complicated move that involves many steps. 1. Go to a strip club. 2. Befriend a stripper and request a private dance in the back room. 3. Pay upfront for a full half hour private dance. 4. During the dance, slowly inch your hands closer to the stripper's anus. 5. Then, without warning, pull an "Archie" and plunge your index finger into the stripper's chocolate starfish. 6. Receive a verbal warning from the stipper. "No Touching!" 7. Repeat step 5. 8. Politely allow the club's bouncer to escort you out of the strip club. 9. Before exiting, ask a manager for a portion of your money back since you did not receive a full half hour alone with your stripper. When describing this move to a friend, you can save time by simply making a fist with your hand and quickly extending your index finger 2-3 times. This move is also known as not paying for the "finger tour."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means