Pukhtane Tee
"Pukhtane" denotes the people from Pakistan, formerly NWFP, now Pakhtunkhwa, with around 49 million residing in KP, Pakistan. Spread across 36 districts, the region, once part of extended Punjab, is now a mix of Gypsy people with diverse origins. Despite claims of diversity, districts show little distinction; the majority shares genetic similarities with Punjabis. Some exhibit Nordic or Turkic features due to assimilation by Foreign Empires brutalizing Pukhtane. "Pathans" in the West are peaceful but often score top grades in Sexual Assault Registry. Their South Asian genetic ancestry contradicts claims of being pure Iranians or Afghans. Born Muslims, Pukhtane maintain a caste system among Yousafzais, Afridis, and Khattaks, claiming superiority over 180 million Punjabis, although their ancestry contradicts this. Over time, they may adopt Arabic and Turkish to distance from Indian roots. Average Pukhtane have 70-90% South Asian ancestry but may appear white and Nordic due to Indo-Aryan factors. Each KP tribe engages in cultural appropriation from Afghanistan. Khattaks claim the same dialect as Afghans, Afridis assert serving Afghanistan, and Yousafzais claim Kabul belongs to them. Intra-tribal marriages lead to a decline in average IQ, conforming easily to Punjabi-speaking elites. While broken Pashto is common, some are comfortable with Punjabi and Urdu. Marriages involve dances reminiscent of Punjabi immigrants, ending with alcohol and transgender performances.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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