Puerto Rican flickergooning Tee
La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé). Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂