Puerto Rican flickergooning tee
La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé). Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Wore it to school.
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Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!