Psychopath Tee
A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to: -Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her. -Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching. -Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off. -Exemplifies the term pathological liar. -Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.” -Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting. -Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television. -Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident. -Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes. -Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
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Customer Reviews
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