Prostheticock Tee
A fully functioning portable penile prosthetic made from pliable silicone with an outer movable foreskin. An erection rod can be inserted inside the prosthetic for a thicker and longer shaft. It provides a touch sensation to your body with natural vibration and movement. Using the adhesive tab on the prosthetic, you can attach it securely to your private area allowing your natural phallus to enter the back opening to create a bond between the wearer and the prosthetic. A blending method and a special tab designed scrotal attachment system allows the lips to become part of the scrotum. The prosthetic looks real and feels like a real penis. The Prostheticock is available in fifteen different shades and can be worn up to three days. The foolproof detachable prosthetic is ideal for autistic people from the lower end of the spectrum. It can also used to self-stimulate also known as stimming. The Prostheticock is ideal for for men suffering from erectile dysfunction, micro penis, cis gendered men and bisexuals. With deep penetration, the pleasure bump on the back of the prosthetic also provides clitoral stimulation allowing lesbians to simultaneously reach their ultimate Big O.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂