Progressive Tee
A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal. These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents. A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs: - Knows what is best for everybody else - Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC - Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals - Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad - Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate - Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist - Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent - Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker - Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree - Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government - Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense - Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person - Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.