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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: %Create the heaven and earth! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %Create the heaven and earth! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %Create earth #Done %Run earth #And God created the heavens and earth and they were dark. And God saw there were 0 errors. %Let there be light! #Too many perameters. Try again. %Create light #Done %Run light #And thus there was Day and Night #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #Good morning, God, Welcome to the UNIVERSE network %Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light #Unrecognisable command. Try again. %Create firmament #Done. %Run firmament #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. %Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and letthe dry land appear and #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. %Create dry_land #Done. %Run dry_land #And God created dry land. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night #Unspecified type. Try again. %Create sun_moon_stars #Done %Run sun_moon_stars #And God created the lights in the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors. %Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth. #Error unmatched 'grass' %Create grass_herbs_fruit #Done %Run grass_herbs_fruit #And God brought fprth grass and herb yielding seed and the trees yielding fruit. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. %Create fish #Done %Create fowl #Done %Run fish, fowl #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. #Approx. funds remaining: $54.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. %Create cattle #Done %Create creepy_things #Done %Run cattle, creepy_things #And God created cattle to graze over the land and creepy crawly thingsto fly about the night. And God saw that there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. %Now let us make man in our image #Unspecified type. Try again. %Create man #Done %Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth #Too many command operands. Try again. %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 6 errors. %Insert breath #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 5 errors. %Move man to Garden of Eden #Directory Garden of Eden does not exist. %Create Garden.edn#Done %Move man Garden.edn#Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 4 errors. %Copy Garden.edn\man Garden.edn\woman #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 3 errors. %Insert woman into man #Illegal parameters. Try again. %Insert man into woman #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 2 errors. %Create desire #Done %Run multiplication #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Create freewill #Done %Run freewill #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Undo desire #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. %Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Help #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Bugger {backspace} %Create tree_of_knowledge #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Create good, evil #Done %Run evil #And God saw he had created shame. #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn#1 errors. %Grep Garden.edn\ 'man' 'woman' #Search failed. %Delete shame #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. %Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Stop #Unrecognizable command. Try again %Break %Break %Break #*** ATTENTION, God: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF*** %Create new world #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. %Destroy earth #Destroy earth: Please confirm n. %yes #*** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW*** #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. #Approx. funds remaining: $00.00.