Pro Tee
To be a pro, duh... The title of pro is the most prestigious title in the brotherhood of men to date. Its only given when earned and can never be taken back permanently, only temporarily when said pro has made a joe move. Pro is earned when accepted as a fellow pro by other pro's. The first pro is still unknown, but is thought to be founded in the mean streets of New Gunswick, NJ. To date there are roughly only 12 pros throughout the continental united states. These pro's hold an inseparable bond that can not be broken, not even the power of pussy can break it. These pro's congregate in a secret place unknown to the public, but go by the code name of brower rangers when entering the hatch. Pro status can be earned several ways, but no one knows the actual code for admission. Pro's are known to drink insane amounts of beers, lift huge weights, throw highschoolers out of parties, and take monster bong rips. On the flip side, they also ace every college test they take along with hooking up with only 18+ yr old females. Pro can be pronounced: Pro, Pra, Prah, Pre, Preh, sometimes a grunt will even do, but to the trained Pro ear, they all sound the same. Pro's can even get creative and make special use of the word; such as CamProdia, Proviet Union, quid pro quo, little pro peep... etc. Joes are the enemy, even if they inhabit the same living quarters..
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating