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Preston Tee

Preston" aka" ( Pretty Pu$$y Preston) nicknamed this by two total bad a$$ chicks, because of his unbelievably large PšŸ”Ø. All the other boys are jealous of Preston. He's Perfect and always gets the pretty 😽! Preston is a complicated deep individual. He has a pure kind soul like a child. He is super sexy with dark hair. His eyes will make you melt. It is very HARD in every sense of the word not to fall for "Preston", once the door is open you will almost certainty lose the key. Locked in Love with Preston. Preston is one of a kind his actions come from a place of optimism it's hard sometimes to understand or to accept that his lighthearted charisma is honest and real. Most men don't have his natural caring characteristic. He is 100% man especially in the bedroom. At the same time he like a rebellious child always doing little annoying things. For some reason he finds it hot when you are slightly perturbed. Preston is a prankster. He's not like other guys he's a keeper. He doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve he keeps it just out of sight, up his sleeve until he knows your true intentions. When you truly feel him his genuine heart and soul, when you see his shy smile and when you look into his curious eyes that's when you will be his and forever in love . For the first time in this life you will be silent. In his arms you find perfection. In Preston's Arms you finally are where you were meant to be. ExperiencePerfectPu$$yPreston forever encompass me.. .

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😔

šŸ’†šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøē“ Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others šŸ™‚

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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