Pouncer Tee
An advanced cat from the future. Someday they WILL invent an even greater number than the #1 and even that will not encompass that which Pouncer wheels in is piggy pinky kitty toe. While Easily found in the snow, impossibly hard to spot in the dark, or almost so... in a dirty pile of clothes. Number one in your heart and always on your mind. 'Hey there pouncer your a real cool cat, you got a lot of this and you got a lot of that. Shits going down, he knows where that's at. Theres treasure to be found, he knows where its at. You've lost your car keys, he knows where they're at. You think you have to sneeze, he knows about that. feeling kinda PHAT he knows about that. Boxed fruit drinks, yea he did that. Sliced bread, the Ov glove, post-its, the catalytic converter, breath right strips, those plastic things on the end of your shoe, TRU love, the value meal, hip-hop music, popping and locking, wearing the ball cap backwards, combining shampoo, conditioner and body wash all in one, the bendy straw, the funny bone, doggy style, bi-focal, the bronze age...yea...POUCER DID THAT.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means