Poser Tee
Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser. Guy: Type One (The Faux Gansta) Sags his jeans incredibly low. Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked. Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne. Cusses 7 times in one sentence Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him Makes up stories about getting high and fighting Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is Type 2 (Emo Poser): Talks about how tough life is Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow Whines Girls: Talks about "haters" constantly Gets into fights on facebook constantly Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them Has a Failed Scene Haircut Wears gobs of makeup Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum