Porp
The word porp or porpie is Dutch in origin. The original Dutch word is 'Poepie' and literally means 'little shit'. The figurative meaning is 'honey'. The porpulation is: 2. The word is magically created when the two were communicating via the well-known communication form called 'Whatsapp'. This happend while the female side of the porps was in Portugal and the male side was in Italy. The porps are two amazing people living in The Netherlands, but it should be New York. These two people are the sexiest, most beautiful and kindest people on earth. It is a privilege to know these two. The only thing that keep the porps going are the most important part of a human body: The Ass. Without the ass they would be nothing more than two boring Dutchies. The Porps have made Porp-Worthy lists. These lists are selected during different Porp-conventions. The lists can contain artists, places, food and movies. This lists can only be changed by the porps and need to go through a long process before they can be added to the list. An example of a Porp-Worthy list is: Beyoncé also known as THE QUEEN Katy Porpy Queen B Justin Timberlake Bey Their future consists of 8 big houses with swimming pools, private sushi chefs, whales and penguins as pets, sexy slaves and the most important part: world domination. No one can be a porp besides the existing porps. The only way to get into the porp family tree, is to put a ring on it. The name of the boyfriend or husband of the porp is: The 'Prop'.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Wore it to school.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |