Porp Mug
The word porp or porpie is Dutch in origin. The original Dutch word is 'Poepie' and literally means 'little shit'. The figurative meaning is 'honey'. The porpulation is: 2. The word is magically created when the two were communicating via the well-known communication form called 'Whatsapp'. This happend while the female side of the porps was in Portugal and the male side was in Italy. The porps are two amazing people living in The Netherlands, but it should be New York. These two people are the sexiest, most beautiful and kindest people on earth. It is a privilege to know these two. The only thing that keep the porps going are the most important part of a human body: The Ass. Without the ass they would be nothing more than two boring Dutchies. The Porps have made Porp-Worthy lists. These lists are selected during different Porp-conventions. The lists can contain artists, places, food and movies. This lists can only be changed by the porps and need to go through a long process before they can be added to the list. An example of a Porp-Worthy list is: Beyoncé also known as THE QUEEN Katy Porpy Queen B Justin Timberlake Bey Their future consists of 8 big houses with swimming pools, private sushi chefs, whales and penguins as pets, sexy slaves and the most important part: world domination. No one can be a porp besides the existing porps. The only way to get into the porp family tree, is to put a ring on it. The name of the boyfriend or husband of the porp is: The 'Prop'.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.