Pornman Tee
Pornman is an evil supervillain that takes form as a parasite that infects a host. The Nutfest is a week-long event starting on December first where the top 10 people who failed No Nut November the fastest are put into a hunger games like ring for a week to survive. Unknowingly, guards will intently murder them all until one remains.. But the suevivor gets no reward, no merit. In fact, they get less than disapproval in becoming Pornman. He is a supervillain that can telekenetically cause people to commit innappropriate acts such as gaping, jerking, and having sexual intercourse within public spaces. His goal is to cause Nutmageddon where everybody fails at once, which means that theoretically the biggest nutfest is hosted, wiping out the entire planet into a free for all and leaving the last one standing with a crippling depression and weakness. If unsuccessful, then after NNN and Nutfest, Pornman will be replaced as usual. Using Pornman to refer to the entity is a common definition but it can refer to innaproprate people with vulgar language, and people with Porn addictions. A draw is the event where Pornman nuts first, which means he is entered into Nutfest and has the chance to become the Pornman for another year. Currently Sergei Rachmaninoff has been the Pornman for three hundred and forty two millenia.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.