Popular Girls Tee

Bitchy Girls with the following: *Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde) *fake-baked skin *a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands *a holier-than-thou attitude *a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds) *wealth *a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions) *athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness *emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation *a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them *a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else *A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.