Poog Tee
A white, almost completely trashy male (not to be confused with a red-neck or hick) that: 1. Often has a mullet. 2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles. 3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all. 4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice. 5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find. 6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar. 7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's. 8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger) 9. Rarely has a full set of teeth. 10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status. 11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open. 12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock. 13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath. 14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation. 15. Jean jackets. 16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡