Pintle Tee
Pintle verb verb: pintle; 3rd person present: pintles; past tense: pintled; gerund or present participle: pintling; past participle: pintled 1. Repetitively tell the the tragic tale of Pintle the annoying. “Did you ever hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a gd legend. pintle was an annoying guy of the discord, so powerful and so wise he could use the baits to influence the dumbasses to create arguments… He had such a knowledge of the being annoying that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting muted. The dark side of the discord is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he left. Ironic. He could save others from leaving, but not himself.” 2. Praise Pintle for his incredible skill and achievements. “Pintle you are such a strong man! every man should look up to you & don't you ever listen to those haters!! you are like the better version of Hal, an idol and if you are ever sad again, I just put my direct messages on open, so technically you could always send one” 3. Spam the word Pintle. “Pintle pintle pintle pintle”
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.