pineapple Tee
A nickname I given t ohe most beautiful girl i've fallen for. She is smart, funny, and the only eyes id spend my entire life staring at, just to figure her out. Shes like a mystery, always wanting to find out more about her, yet I can never truly understand her. She makes me absolutely crazy for her and a moment holding her in my arms brings me back to sanity. She has long wavy brown hair and a forehead I love to kiss. She has the most incredible eyes and the cutest nose I love to play with. She has the softest cheeks and the hottest pair of lips I love to bite. The way she pouts them makes me melt inside. She has the body of a goddess and has the cutest feet with the smallest pink toe ever. I never anything before her. She gives me this feeling which no one has ever given to me before and that its only for her. I hate that I'm this crazy for her and I hate that i feel all this when Im this young. I know shes the one already and Im willing to go through whatever to be with her for the rest of my life. I hate it so much that I start to hate myself for it and I just wish I would dissapear sometimes so I could run away from all this. Yet I know I cant bare to be without her.....I love this girl too much....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating