pimpotent Tee
If a man is pimpotent it means that he convinces himself he's a pimp when in reality he's just scared shitless to make an actual connection with a female. Because if he did that he might actually have to get to know somebody and in turn get to know himself. This boggles the mind of someone who is pimpotent because he creates his identity based on the most popular current stereotype. A male who is pimpotent is unoriginal, tired and essentially spineless. Because a "real man" wouldn't have to have his worthiness validated by the latest rap video (which are modern day minstrel shows) or by the newest created word to degrade women, like bitch, pussy, hoe, skank, slut, etc. (As you know this list goes on and on). If you are wondering how to spot a man that's pimpotent you need only identify him by the way he speaks. If you are an intellectual female who is attractive he generally cannot hold a conversation with you without bragging about himself. He also uses lots of words like, "Yea I've slept with mad bitches. I skeet all over their fucking faces. All these hoes are on my dick, etc." A male who is pimpotent must always bring attention to himself because if he doesn't he's terrified that people might actually forget that he is there. He is, to be frank, unremarkable, a dime a dozen, and completely ignorant of women’s worth and what it means to be a "real man". You could purchase his twin off a magazine rack or download his personality for free off of Limewire; AKA: you need not know this man, to know what he’s about. All that he is, is plain to the eye and ear. This is the most encountered male in my experience. He can be found within any race, culture, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.