PIMP STATUS Tee
When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E) Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc. Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!" Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck. EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny. By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!