Phoenicia Tee
A small town located in the heart of the Catskill Mountains in upstate New York. Voted #6 coolest small town in America in 2011! Though our town is in the middle of fucking nowhere, we're just 20 minutes outside of Woodstock, 1/2 an hour from Kingston, and 2 1/2 hours away from NYC. Though our community is small, we do have some fun things to do. We have some great restaurants/cafes including, Sweet Sue's, Brio's, Mama's Boy, and the Phoenicia Diner. We have some cute shops on main street and there is a little playhouse called STS right nearby. During the summer tourists and locals alike will tube down the Esopus River! Just make sure you go on a calm day and follow all safety rules! There have been accidents! In the winter you can drive just 15 minutes away up to Bellayre to ski/snowboard! During the fall there is a train ride outside of town by Mt. Tremper! In the spring, well, spring kind of sucks. Once you've done all those things it gets pretty boring, but for tourists its nice. Don't worry, there are some hotels around! As for the people in Phoenicia, you have your more outdoorsy hipster types or you have your very conservative people. It's divided between the young and the old. Most young people are very liberal and democratic. The older residents of town and their offspring are all very Republican and like to stick to their traditions. Otherwise, there isn't much else to Phoenicia. Once you've lived there your whole life, it gets pretty boring.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition