Phobia Tee
The irrational fear of something that a rational person could avoid anyway. Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) -- a rational person avoids handling them. Chionophobia (fear of snow): Snow causes unease in blizzards, sending people home from work where they can be safe. Kathisophobia (fear of sitting): Sitting causes unease for overweight individuals fearing chair breakage, and being able to get back on their feet. Numerophobia (fear of numbers): Clocks and numbers cause unease in high-pressure tasks (tests, lateness, painful events). Trypanophobia (fear of needles): Needles cause unease due to pain. Omphalophobia (fear of belly buttons): Belly buttons cause unease due to modesty or nakedness concerns in formal settings. Coulrophobia (fear of clowns): Clowns cause unease in creepy settings, some children react with fear when they see a clown for the first time. Nomophobia (fear of being without mobile phone access): Phonelessness causes unease in emergencies. cynophobia (fear of dogs): Mail carriers avoid dogs. agoraphobia (fear of open spaces): People become uneasy in open spaces during a severe wind storm. ablutophobia (fear of bathing): People avoid bathing during a lightning storm, or when there is a safety concern like falling or drowning.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.