Phaedranism Tee
Phaedranism is the belief that "God", the higher power, or rather any "god" is the consciousness inside of us and that the power inside of us is divided into three seperate control channels. Those who practice Phaedranism train themselves to use their inner god to direct their lives how they see fit, eventually finding their ideal place in life where they want for nothing. This is their nirvana, their heaven. The empathetic part of humans resides here in the consciousness , the part that sees outside the brain and body. The mind is the evolving computer that relays information and solves problems between the consciousness and the body. This middle manager is in charge of seeking answers to the bodies natural urges and solutions to the moral issues in the mind. The mind being god and the embodiment of heaven, the brain being human and earthly, bound by logic, and then there is the body. The body is the receptor of "sin", containing the ability to have sex and eat and steal and hurt. The body is an animal, primal and selfish. Its a Beast. The demon part of us. Giving in to the urges of the body leads to disaster. Failing health, low mental stimulation and little inner satisfaction. Your body becomes Hell, one you are trapped in as it falls apart and rots around you. Phaedranism is a modern religion , having been created in 2015. The path to enlightenment is the sound soul in a strong body and a calm mind. The higher power is in ourselves.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.