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1 A group of obsessive and hysterical animal rights loonies and selfish image-conscious celebs who want to unrealistically make all animals free and wild again, but know NOTHING about animals, or the fact that for the sake of animals and humans, the relationship between the two must continue, and that some things they stupidly criticize (zoos and safari parks for example) are important in reintroducing animals into the wild, and teaching people about wildlife. 2 Psycho vegans who dare to condemn meat eaters and manipulate them with their lies and false "facts" (when if they tried it on in the wasteland of Alaska or the Steppes of Mongolia, they wouldn't last five minutes) while simultaneously (and needlessly) killing most of the animals in their care, and earning an enormous amount of hatred from embarrassed normal vegans and vegetarians. 3 Ironic hippies who criticize humanity's violence on one another but would readily (and hypocratically) contribute to it by "slicing a dude's throat in a second" (thanks for proving my point JayR - I owe you a pint for that) because they hate people and think humans are evil, when some animals DO kill for fun (dolphins on porpoises) and most carnivores are far more violent when they kill their prey (and eat it alive - which we rarely do in most of the world and all of the civilised one). 4 Psycho vegans who equate meat eaters to Nazis (who ironically had the same contempt for human rights while upholding animal rights), and target children with their lying propaganda. 5 Porn stars who think it's "brave" or "daring" or "shocking" to strip naked to promote animal rights when nobody actually cares or is impressed. 6 Spineless cowards who condemn people ONLY after they die (Steve Irwin for example) for not fitting into their crazy ideals, while said stiff did more in their life to care for and inspire people about animals than PETA ever could.
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