Perry Hall Tee
Located in northeast baltimore county, maryland, perry hall was founded in 1774 by this guy Henry Dorsey Gough who had a shitload of money. He purchased 1,000 acres north of present-day Belair Road and called it "the Adventure." But then it was renamed as Perry Hall, after a place in England, which is a good thing because the Adventure, MD sounds gay. So then Gough built Perry Hall Mansion, which still stands today off of Perry Hall Road. It's rumored to be "haunted" and anyone who has attempted to break in knows this. So Perry Hall used to be the farmlands of Baltimore County, and kind of still is, but now all these trashy people have decided to make Perry Hall their new trailor park. However, Perry Hall still exists today as a sweet ass town. Most of the kids there go to Perry Hall High, but a lot go to private schools in the city. A true Perry Haller is a member of Perry Hall Swim Club and hangs out at the Avenue or the mall on the weekends. If they're not doing that, they probably at some kid's house getting trashed. What can we say? That's how we roll.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating