Period Tee
The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂