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PennQuest Tee

1. The one and only way to fast-track oneself to normalcy, coolness and widespread respect as a student at Penn; possession of copious amounts of hallucinogens, gyros or Argentinian sex slaves will also grant you access to this exclusive club but is generally frowned upon. 2. Your best experience Freshman year, perhaps during your entire college career. You will see your friends from PQ on campus and share with them forever a sacred bond. Those lowly friends who did not attend will frown and cry at not having been a part of this seminal experience. Do not pity them. 3. A pre-Fall Semester excursion to the Pennsylvania wilderness that is the dreaded Poconos- a magical place otherwise known for mediocre skiing and skeezy love motels. Three days of hiking, Mafia, soccer, ultimate, and utter awesome will make you rethink your stupid applications to other schools the previous spring. (Interestingly enough, Yale will have burned down during the trip, and every Princetonian will have been ravaged by a gang of howler monkeys by the time you return to campus for NSO). Approx. 120 young applicants to the Greatest University on Earth will enter one of five school buses with only their wits and bare necessitites about them, scared entirely shitless. They will return to campus as true Women and Men, having been provided with the tools necessary for survival and success at Penn: namely, an admirable knowledge of Penn Fight Songs, a strong sense of belonging to a group of smelly, bizarre albeit lovable people, and the pride of having mooned the other buses for two hours straight. The creepy driver probably even gave you a high five afterwards. You will never forget PQ. It's basically like Project Mayhem, without chemical burns, anarchy or schizophrenia, and a whole lot more fun.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K.Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T.Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

JaysonMar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C.Jan 16

mine had gay on it. Instant sex.

bussy k.Jan 11

I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.

Ben R.Jan 10
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