Peanut Butter Jeffery tee
Peanut butter Jeffery I eat him for breakfast every day He is very tasty I put him on my resume He can be chunky Or sometimes very smooth He smells a little funky Soothe What is he What does he mean He’s a little sussy He is a concept and not to be seen He is very moldy 9:25 pm He once told me the world is an m&m In 2094 There will be a toothpaste war And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom Meow Card Meow He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda Cardboard mushroom Meow Meow Meow Peanut butter Jeffery I finally figured out who he is He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz Together they fight evillers with big potatoes And together they try to get their big potatoes Yeah Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily ‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling Falalalala lala la la A flat tire I am pumping Falalalala lala la la Land ahoy mateys For the great cardboard mushroom is here Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow says the cat and woof says the dog Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log Peanut butter solitude Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!