Peanut Butter Jeffery Tee
Peanut butter Jeffery I eat him for breakfast every day He is very tasty I put him on my resume He can be chunky Or sometimes very smooth He smells a little funky Soothe What is he What does he mean He’s a little sussy He is a concept and not to be seen He is very moldy 9:25 pm He once told me the world is an m&m In 2094 There will be a toothpaste war And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom Meow Card Meow He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda Cardboard mushroom Meow Meow Meow Peanut butter Jeffery I finally figured out who he is He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz Together they fight evillers with big potatoes And together they try to get their big potatoes Yeah Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily ‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling Falalalala lala la la A flat tire I am pumping Falalalala lala la la Land ahoy mateys For the great cardboard mushroom is here Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow says the cat and woof says the dog Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log Peanut butter solitude Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.