peacock Tee
A creature that appears in nightmares. A member of the Muppet species, this entity stalks the dreamer, perhaps with other Peacocks. This attitude displays a pack mentality, although it is unconfirmed if Peacocks hunt in packs. The Peacock's physical description is best captured by the image of a bald, purple-skinned, green nosed, toothless, love child of Ernie, Grover, and Dr. Teeth with half-closed eyelids. In the first stages of attack, the dreamer will be with acquaintances when the dreamer has to get a drink of water. Upon heading for the sink or drinking fountain, the floor will turn to ice, all acquaintances in the dream will begin to exit the area, leaving the dreamer alone. At this point, the Peacock will emit a laugh that mirrors exactly the laugh of Statue-Ernie in the episode of Sesame Street where Bert and Ernie explore a pyramid. The final stage of attack will be when the prey (you, the dreamer) will attempt to run on the ice-floor. Attempting to make it to the exit, the dreamer will be blocked from the exit by the Peacock jumping in front of the dreamer. The Peacock will laugh in victory before swallowing the dreamer head-first similar to an anaconda. This nightmare may repeat itself, although scenarios may differ. If the dreamer has the presence of mind to not get a drink, the Peacock will still hunt. The only defense against Peacocks is to stay in a group and not get a drink of water.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.