Payton Tee
Named after a basketball player Gary Payton; Payton is a girl that makes everyone wish owned a sonics jersey with their name on it. She is sometimes remembered or known for her big brown dough eyes. Although she stands at only 5'1 she has no problem standing up for herself or someone she cares about. She is one young woman who will continue to amaze you more and more everyday as her beauty continuously flourishes inside and out. She is honest, a bit dramatic, but she stays true to herself. She gives back all the love given to her. She is very empathetic and understanding. She is someone who her friends fight over to spend time with her. Her long black hair is so perfect and flawless that those two words don't seem like enough to describe the dumbfounded speechless person discovering it's not extensions. She is a smoker but only because she has had to deal with the stress her parents have burdened her with. She is my daughter, my vitality,my greatest achievement and has given my life purpose.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating