Pasunkee Tee
A religion to some. A cult to others. A city, to the Russians. Pasunkee is simply a modernised Taoism, where members find balance in not just the universe, but time and space. It's a well known fact that we will all die someday, but Pasunkee chooses to move beyond that. It chooses to express every atom, every shed of matter we contain, and reunite it with infinity, the very nature of existence. You see, world leaders of our time have always advocated for unity and freedom. But as long as we are restrained from the laws of physics, biology, and science in general, as well as time, and space, we can never truly be free, and we can never truly be united. But at the end of time, only matter will remain. This matter will be everyone who has ever and ever will live. This is the belief of Pasunkee. Early Pasunkeelanders (Members of Pasunkee) include Sun Tzu, who wrote the art of war, Qin Shi HuangDi, a former emperor of China, Mao Zedong, a former Chinese communist leader, Winston Churchhill, a former UK Prime Minister, and Antoine Lavoisier, a chemist who discovered the law of conservation of matter, that it can neither be created nor destroyed. It's principles can coincide with other religions too, such as Islam, Buddhism, or Christianity. Regardless of your belief, it is inevitable. discord.gg/e6WvBg3vms <- Consider joining other Pasunkeelanders.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.