Parkle Tee
Back in the day parkles were a beautiful colony in Greenland. Well, one day however some baby parkles decided they wanted their own colony. They drank a growing up potion and left to make their own colony as they looked different and tiny. They decided to call themselves sparkles. Another day some grown up parkles decided they wanted to make their own colony too. They drank a shapeshifting potion in different shapes and left. They decided to call themselves glitter because they looked different too in different shapes. They were very neutral to sparkles and parkles. The tension between each soul still thrives today. Sparkles are very tiny and can be multiple colors as well. These are the most dangerous so be aware. If your “parkle” is very small, very circle shaped, or not as shiny it is probably a sparkle. Glitter can be many sizes but is a different shape. Parkles have little edges, sparkles are round, and glitter can be any shape. These aren’t as dangerous as sparkles but be careful. If you have any questions at all feel free to contact parklesquad on instagram. They are highly skilled in parkles as they have been to parkle preschool, elementary, highschool, and are working in college. Signed, Poe and Parkelle P.S there is so much more to learn! Please contact us asap to learn new facts!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.