Parker Tee
Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess. He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side. They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.