Parisse Tee
Parisse is a person that is a girl. she shoots lazer beams out of her nipples only when she wants to. aswell as from her eyes. she has full controll over every strand of hair on her head, and has been known to kill large animals within seconds by constricting them. games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases. Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way. making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day. the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms. her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her. be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.