Paris Tee
A girl who is so swagged out in designer labels; most people can't even handle it. She is world-travelled and has famous friends in every country. She is gorgeous, talented, and is well affiliated with gang members on both sides. She is always stoned and rolls joints with customized hot pink zig-zags. She owns 5 foreign cars and has hooked up with every rapper in the game. She is rarely seen without her trademark Chanel sunglasses on, even when it is raining or snowing out. Many people (mainly basic bitches) think she is a "stupid, immature bitch" because she has more money (and swag) than they can comprehend, but she is a very down to earth girl who would do anything for her wealthy, good-looking family and exotic best friends who are also swagged out beyond belief. She is a huge druggie, but lately prefers oxy’s and cocaine the most, and supplies adderall to Justin Bieber. She has been charged with 13 DUI’s within the past week and has been a full-blown alcoholic since the age of eleven. She is tall and skinny and only speaks in swag dialect, so many people do not understand a word she says, but those people generally are not relevant to her life anyway. A Paris typically has a lot of haters, but she has a brick of swag (and cocaine) for every ounce of their jealousy and could not give two fucks about them or their sober lifestyles. If you know someone just like this, chances are her name is Paris.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum