Pappas Tee
A large hulking muscular figure that descends from the ancient realm of Sparta. Is immortal. To become a Pappas a spartan must first kill over 10 million Persians. Another feature of a Pappas is the massive, gargantuan arms. The muscles on these arms are rabid lions locked inside of a cage and transformed into arms. It is then welded by miniature gods in a combination of fire, blood, and awesomeness. The chest of a Pappas is equally as awesome and amazing. First an elephant is mated with a cheetah, producing offspring that are lightning fast and incredibly strong. This is then fused with the arms to create a god of a being that will never perish and will always defend its home land of Sparta. This is one of the reasons why Sparta was so immensely considered to the be the most powerful and awesome place in the universe. In its spare time, this all powerful god of a being enjoys creating Venn diagrams and lifting weights that exceed the weight of 400 million tons. However, this supernatural figure has but one weakness. The students it teaches the ways of Sparta and history. These are the one enemies it has but they are feeble in comparison to the strength and knowledge of a Pappas.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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