Panic at the Disco Tee

Panic at the Disco is, quite simply, the reason for all existence. These males are superbly attractive in every way imaginable; from Ryan's vanilla deodorant to Jon's Christmas/Sensual Amber smell to Spencer's love of black dress shirts, this band is the equivalent of existing. Each member of the band - Spencer James Smith V, George Ryan Ross III, Jonathan Jacob Walker, and Brendon Boyd Urie - is absolutely, astoundingly, amazing perfect in every way imaginable. Anybody that doesn't agree with said statement shall perish at once. Now, despite what you may believe to be true, there is no exclamation point/mark in the title "Panic at the Disco". It was heftily removed in January of 2008, which was nearly a year ago, so you shawtehz shall CEASE using it, at once. Stupendous lyrics and admirable song titles put Panic at the Disco at the top of every teenager's list. Most of these "fans", however, aren't actually fans. You see, my dear friend, those who think they are fans merely because they find frontman Brendon Urie attractive, shall die in a fire at this time. Those pathetic humans need to open their stupid little eyes and become aware of the fact that other members are in the band, as well; for instance, Jon, Spencer, and Ryan. Each of these males is equally attractive; not one of them is superior to any of the others in any way. Panic at the Disco recently toured alongside Black Gold, Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound, and Phantom Planet on the 2008 Honda Civic tour, which I, Samantha, gladly attended (and, might I say, those males were looking especially appealing on the night of April 30th, 2008). For some reason, most Panic at the Disco "fans" have it in their naughty little minds that "Ryden" and "Joncer" actually exist. I, however, will not believe these rumors until the day the future bearers of my children confirm said accusations; besides, Jon and Spencer are currently occupied by females, clearly named Cassie, as well as Haley. Now that you've finished reading this, do attend the website that is myspace.com/panicatthedisco, so that you yourself can witness such musical genius. ~THE REPORT IS IN, AND WE'RE OUT!