Palace Tee
This is a place where boys become men and girls become women. This is a place where dreams are created and alcoholics are born. Do you want to get drunk?? Look no further than the one and only "palace". Go to Pilgrim Gardens, then head to that circle jawn behind the Chickie and Petes. Then you wanna exit that circle onto Dermond, then you wanna jam a quick left onto Pilgrim Lane. Follow that all the way until you see those glorious gates of Heaven( the guardrails). This marks the entrance to the palace baby, but don't get excited, you're just scratching the surface. Now you wanna follow this trail all the way until you see a 3-way dirt intersection. Make that right, jump over the creek, when you see the second sewer jawn, make that right and follow the music. Start jumping right away and grab a beverage. Around 11-11:30 most people will start to leave but really do they know the party just started? Go out the same way you came in and go to the Mcdonald's right down the street. That is where the party really happens. Grab yourself a 10 PC McNugget, find your ride home, and do it all the next weekend.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂