Paintbrush ponytail Tee
A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means