Owmage Tee
Owmage was the best mage on the game World of Warcraft. he grew up in Quel'thelas under the name Coldsnap and enjoyed playing near the sunwell until the undead sourge corrupted it and blew it up, his hopes were crushed then he decided to become a powerful mage not a noob fire mage an amazing frost mage 10/0/51 he started his training in Sunstrider isle then moved to the lands outside of Silvermoon City and then ventured into the Ghost lands to kill the traitor Dath'relmar then he knew he had become someone. He grew up with his friend Valasca but as everyone knew would surpass her in skill and hit become a master of their classes skills first. Later on he would be in the city Stormwind killing many foolish humans who though they could even tear his cloth armour but with a single ice lance when frozen he could take 1 to 2/4 off of their health but out of nowhere the lost king of stormwind came with an army of alliance level 73 elites and they all took a swing at the mighty Owmage and he fell to his knees but as a last gesture he spat on the kings plate boots to say "you ganking fuck head" but he reincarnated as Joverkills pet OWMAGE THE MIGHTY SABER so remember him as a strong mage not a one hit from a mortal strike warrior he could take 3 non crit ones he was a good mage I remember him when he was level 1 please have him in your heart at all times.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating