Ovalvasix Tee
In 2032 war was raged between the zombies and the zombie hunters. The zombies easily over-powered the pitiful resistance of humans, all the humans could do were defend their once fruitful world. plans were made to evacuate the Earth and move to mars, and by 2040, Earth was a vast wasteland. But one kid by the name of evolve decided enough was enough. He commisioned his good friend redbull to build him a fighter jet back to earth, This jet was so technologically advanced that it could wipe out a pack of zombies with a scream of its engines, but because of the GREAT craftsmanship, the ship crashed on Earth, and young evolve was alone with no weapons, and a buttload of evil zombies. But, with his knowledge of kung-fu, and the the expert training of the kung-fu master BrahmaBull (back on mars), evolve was able to kick some zombie ass, he killed zombie after zombie, oblivious to the thought of death. Using the scattered bones of the zombies and the radioactive waste left over from the human civiliztion, he was able to create mass armies known as the FEARLESS_HYENA and under evolves expert training, they easily obliterated the zombie force, and all was at peace. One day in a freak accident, evolve happened to fall, ironically, into the radioactive waste that he had used to save civiliztion, and a mutation occured, and he became mutated into a higher being known as OvalvaSix, and under his rule, peace was restored to the land. But in a secret labrotory far far away, legions of zombies were being recreated, and prepped for massacre.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.