Oswego Tee
Oswego is a small town.... nothing special... there are pot heads reserved in specific areas around town that you can easily avoid, and if you don't pay any attention to them they just swear and walk away in a squiggly line (seriously). There's a band/orchestra/chorus program that almost everyone's in and usually the concerts are... not too good. At the Oswego High School there are the standard social classes; the preps, jocks, freaks, goths, pot heads, and that all around skanks also know as the dirty kids that no one wants to even go near. The principal there cries... constantly, although it isn't true that the teachers give back weed. '09 on the last day of school there were food fights that made headline news and reptiles were let loose in the school; what could possibly have gone wrong. The mayor has said that he "wants" to fix the problems in Oswego and we all know that it's never going to happen! For example the homeless people who wander at night (very creeper). The weather sucks! Winter for 6 months, spring for 3 months where you're walking in mud constantly, and summer for maybe 2 months if you're lucky. As a positive, during the fall the college campus is beautiful and since Oswego is right on the lake the sunsets aren't too bad either, and if you're up at the lake Rudy's is a great fish/grill place. Other than that to sum everything up Oswego is the world's Shithole. Some people argue that global warming is from car emssions; nope, it's from all the pot heads in Oswego.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating