Osgarism Tee
Osgarism A religion that worships the return of the one true missing ball. Followers of Osgar, and their cult of Osgarism, prophecies that the missing ball of our Lord Osgar, will come back to us as Jesus, will to the Earth. There is no solid proof, no written texts or illustrations to depict no define any real background to this sacred, freshly caught, beer batter fried sacred being. However word of mouth from his followers say that the missing ball is one in a set of balls. It is said that to find the missing ball, to set forward a series of events leading to such a day of return, they must walk the pilgrims trail of the rat, or 'The rats trail'. Along the way, one is said to come across countless dangers, including false information, to mislead the pilgrims. In between these impulsive fibs, oceanic odors may assault their noses, sindging their eyebrows and causing an irregular buildup of sebum from the skin. Legend says this can develop into a condition, where anything the pilgrim touches will meet the same oily fate as their skin. Finally, at the end of this trail, the missing ball is said to be visible in an almost 'holographic' appearance, floating several feet from the ground, situated above a what resembles a barn, possibly housing sheep wearing wellies. One way speak out to the ball, but all they shall be met back with is "wha?"
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂