Omniprociphobia Tee
Omniprociphobia (Fear Of Randoms) Omniprociphobia is when you have an imminent fear of communicating with members of the public, this can happen during physical or online communication. One main symptom is that all patients share the incapability of making a decision and rely on the words possibly or maybe. Some caretakers of these patients have reported being kicked from the party and when attempting to join back the party is made invite only. Caretakers have also experienced verbal abuse from the patients suffering from Omniprociphobia. This normally happens at night time when they would say unapplaudable jokes and then leave the party. E.G Patient would join the party and say something upon the lines of is the sperm in your mouth saltier than me. Patients also have a dilution that they are well known and well liked in the general population. This is also how they get so many proclaimed "bitches". because of this they may repeat the line and go get bitches. Symptoms consist of the following: Constantly saying cunt, helicopters always going over house or apartment, Wanting a PC, Being well known, Social anxiety, Playing Elden Ring, being offline all the time, Only having 13 Xbox friends, Salty all the time and suggesting shitty games like Wreckfest or Crossfire X. How to help: Compliment them on their dick size (or breast size if woman). Ask if they know CW. Practise walking past people. Play DayZ with the patient. Buy them new shoes. Or offer some "bud"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.