omaha, tx Tee
The town where dreams go to die. Everyone who attends Paul Pewitt is just wading in a cesspool of running trains, smoking weed and swapping partners. The definition of party is a kick back with the same inbred faces you see everyday. Spicing it up is swapping girls with your bro. Hughes Springs is an arch enemy solely because they're all richer and have small dicks but still seem to brag about how good they were at sports years ago. Never the less, omaha has its perks like chilling in the DQ parking lot or fighting in the DQ parking lot or fucking in the DQ parking lot. DQ has seen it all and is the hit spot for dumbass youngsters to hang. Don't worry about those late night muchies, valero next door supplies endless crispitos and they taste bomb as fuck at 3am high as a kite. Brahma mart is chill but not lit, and the cows ass restaurant serves greasy diabetes. Omaha is a tight nit family, we can talk trash all day considering half the people there are trash. But at the end of the day its a chill ass town to grow up in if you can maintain the idea of getting out of there (ntcc does NOT count ya dumb ass whores) and not getting pregnant/knocked up in high school ending up stuck there forever. RIP my guy Lonnie B you were the soul of our town.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means