Oluwatobi Tee
Nigerian dude with swag, taste for the finer things in life and.... SWAG!! can also be shortened to 'Tobi'. Every girl literally wants him to talk to them, but he is 'shy'. people with the name tobi are usually quite calm and collected, also they are nothing like the stereotypes associated with being from Africa, this dude probably gets more in allowances than my both my parents do in a year while still maintaining the humility of a normal college kid just going about his business. Tobis are usually show stoppers, showstoppers without effort, I mean this kid walks into the bus and his cologne alone has every girl swooning over him. People with the name Tobi are surprisingly more attracted to white girls than black girls (furthermore proving the point on black stereotypes). Tobis (unlike other guys) do not announce the sexual conquest they've had, because they are they're absolute gentlemen. When asked about their sexual prowess, Tobis do not mention how awesome they are in bed; but rather give the most reassuring smile very similar to that of calvin klein underwear models thereby passing the silent message of how truly awesome they are in bed. Have I mentioned how much swag this kid has?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating