oilwhore Tee
Oilwhore is a non-gendered term, meaning one who sold themself to the fossil fuels industry for personal gain. Much like a whore sells sex, oilwhores sell their integrity and credibility. The term oilwhore is inclusive, meaning it encompasses all involved, thus your family, friends, or your spouse may be an oilwhore. Chances are good that if you are an oilwhore your entire family is too. Scientists have determined oilwhoring is learned behaviour, not something contagious. Anyone who selfishly promotes fossil fuels for direct or indirect gain, even if they themselves aren’t working for the fossil fuels sector, is susceptible to being an oilwhore. Employees in the industry or fields enabling fossil fuel consumption are also included within the oilwhore domain. That could be politics, pipeline construction, mining, refining, transport, petrochemicals, the oil lobby, public relations, media, marketing, retail, or other area. So long as it involves promoting fossil fuel for gain it is indeed oilwhoring. Once someone becomes an oilwhore, they forfeit their claim to having any credibility, integrity, ethical standards, honour, morals, a conscience, real friends, and lack the ability to love another human being as much as they love money. Oilwhores have no genetic relation to humanity. We thought they were decendants of a distant ancestor in the genus Homo sapiens, but no, behaviour analysis has shown oilwhores belong to the genus Pan troglodytes (see: Pan troglodytes in Wikipedia).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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