Ocean Hippy Tee
Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨