nueva kid Tee
a student who is either really tall or really short and goes to a school called Nueva. they ] like to call themselves "quirky" but a lot of the time they are just annoying. due to too much exposure to national math competitions, their social skills (just like their fathers) left them at a young age. nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out. you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore. nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid. then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space
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