Nu Pong Tee
A modern twist on the American pass-time of Beer Pong, developed in Santee, Ca in early 2009. The object is the exact same as classic pong; sink your ball and make your homies drink. What you'll need to play: • 4 or more eager beer drinkers • A messy table (the more debris, the better) • Coasters • Pint glasses • Ping pong balls • BEER, obviously Scoring breakdown: • Sink it on the fly = 1 drink (this shot can not be made on the person sitting directly next to you) • Sink it on one bounce = 2 drinks • Sink it on two bounces = 3 drinks • Make a "Gump Shot" (bounce the ball off the table and the wall) = 4 drinks Penalties: • Jamoke shot (catch someone's beer off of their coaster and sink it) - They are a jamoke and therefore must chug their beer! • Upper deck (accidently get your ball stuck anywhere above the table i.e. lamp or shelf) - Chug your beer! • Community Cup (an empty cup that MUST place somewhere on the table) - if your ball lands here, chug your beer! • Spilt beer- This is the worst thing that can happen and you must exit the game until someone else makes a shot (you're also the beer bitch for the remainder of the game) *YOU MUST BE SITTING TO TAKE A SHOT! *There is no shooting order, if you have the ball shoot it. The rules are simple and the fun is endless. This is not your daddy's beer pong!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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